- Posted by Team Superwoman
- On October 17, 2014
So you know those stupid things you did at the beginning of a relationship that you later think back on and ask yourself “what was I thinking?”,
you’re not the only one who did them. Everyone has really awkward things they did at the beginning of a relationship and I’m going to outline some.
You accidentally insulted something/someone he loves.
How were you supposed to know that psychology is his first degree. He’s a lawyer, all he’s ever told you about his tertiary education is law and law school and more law and to think you’ve been saying how stupid a course like psycology is, no wonder he never replied you whenever you said it. Now you’re die-ing of guilt.
You cook food he doesn’t eat
So there’s this amazing meal you’ve been boosting about. You promised him he’ll lick his fingers when you’re done with him. Finally the dee day came you’ve finished preparing your special mouth watering meal and then you discover he doesn’t eat snail. Well look on the bright side you’ll be going out for lunch.
Your first fart.
They say until a woman farts before you there’s something she’s hiding. Well that’s all good and dandy until you’re the woman who farts before her lover.
You find p**n on his phone or computer or browser history
Okay this is just weird. Most guys watch p**n right? But that doesn’t make it right and besides who are you to judge. Okay this is just weird.